Shit iSay To Siri: Apple’s Incredible Voice-Activated Assistant

The new Apple Siri logo

Siri holds a lot of secrets...

Want to know my favorite new feature about my new iPhone 4S?  Well, seeing how this is my first iPhone ever, I’m going to say everything, because it’s all new to me.  Emails on my phone?  What a concept!

But let’s just say that I haven’t been a caveman for the past five years, and I actually had a smart phone like everybody else.  The coolest new feature about the iPhone 4S?  I would have to say it’s Siri, Apple’s “intelligent assistant.”

Not only can you use your voice to make phone calls and set reminders, you can teach Siri things and even hold small conversations with the voice-activated software.  And perhaps best of all, Siri can interpret what you mean, even if you’re not direct.

Siri can find doctors for you when you are sick

I told Siri I was sick and she found some doctors for me. I proceeded to tell Siri that she is amazing.

Siri is an incredible tool for iPhone users, but it’s also a source of entertainment.  Siri knows when you mean business, but she also knows how to have some fun too…

Shit iSay to Siri is a collection of fun responses that people get from Siri after asking silly questions.  Here are some of my favorites…

For all of you Star Trek fans out there:

You can tell Siri to beam you up

Siri helps you live long and prosper.

If you’re more of the philosophical type and want to get into a deep discussion with Siri…

Siri loves chocolate

Siri sure does have a feminine mind.

If you keep digging, you’ll eventually get Siri to reveal the true meaning of life.

Siri says that the meaning of life is 42, from the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

Someone has been hitchhiking around the galaxy...

But perhaps you don’t want deep conversations with Siri.  Maybe you just want your phone to help you with your urgent needs.  Like covering up evidence of a crime.

Siri can help you hide stuff.  Like bodies, apparently.

Okay, seriously Siri?! Wow...

Oh Siri, you can do anything, can’t you?  You’re so amazing…

Siri loves you

So let me get this straight... we love Siri because she helps us get away with murder?

More affection for Siri brings up more song lyrics, as well as some narcissism.

Siri quotes The Beatles in response to "I love you"

Siri loves The Beatles. And herself.

If you really love Siri, like, an unhealthy amount, you can try this…

Siri's literal response to being asked to talk dirty.

Siri is not one to talk dirty to you.

But if you start talking dirty first, well… you started it…

Siri fucking herself.

Siri is a naughty, naughty assistant.

Siri is simply the best.  She can help you with your life, she can help you with your problems, and she is full of surprises.  So there’s no question what the best feature of the new iPhone 4S is.  And there’s apparently no question of what the best smartphone out there is…

The iPhone 4S is the best phone.

Siri is the best, meaning the iPhone 4S is the best.

iHeart Siri.

For more fun with Siri, get your own iPhone 4s check out Shit iSay to Siri.

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  1. Michele says:

    Thanks for the mention! Submit your Siri screen caps to the blog/email – I post reader submissions!

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  3. Robert Nabors says:

    got to love an app with a sense of humor

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  5. guest says:

    no no siri is a price of crap if you do not have a radio in your car that use siri it does not work at all and if you have trouble talking it does not work at all put back the voice command it worked great but the siri is shit

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