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Jul
13

Lance is a Cake of Lies

A black and white drawing of a slice of cake the the text, the cake is a lie beneath itThose of us who have played any Mario video game know that Princess Peach is always inviting Mario over for cake, but there is never any cake for she has been captured.  So a saying has arisen out of this repeated set up: the cake is a lie.

Keep that in mind as you read this conversation I had with Lance.

Lance has been working a new website strictly about the Anaheim Ducks hockey team.  It is called The Anaheim Ducks Report, abbreviated to ADR.  He has decided to begin rolling it out with Facebook notifications.  I thought I would, of course, be first among those to receive a notification.  Well…

An iChat conversation between Lance and Pierce about sending a Facebook notification for the Anaheim Ducks ReportA few hours later, Lance checked if things had changed:

An iChat conversation between Lance and Pierce about Pierce not receiving a Facebook notification for the Anaheim Ducks ReportSeveral more hours passed and Lance checked in again:

An iChat conversation between Lance and Pierce about Pierce continuing not to receive a Facebook notification for the Anaheim Ducks ReportSo given this conversation, I can only conclude that there is a startling new reality.

And this is it:

Lance's face on a cake shaped like an NES gaming system

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