Lance and I communicate in many ways, at least electronically. We are still working on the telepathic link as I can never seem to get the hint when Lance is upset with me or not amused. In any case, Lance and I email each other a lot. One day, I got some bad news.
I sent Lance the following email.
I did not know the effect this bad news would truly have until I received Lance’s response. It was pretty potent.
- The bad news killed his computer.
- The bad news disabled the iChat program on Lance’s computer.
- The bad news caused the touch pad on Lance’s MacBook Pro to cease functioning.
- The bad news disabled the space bar on Lance’s computer.
- Lance hates me.
- Lance does not know what the fuck is.
So it would appear that bad news is, well, bad. All I can say is…oops.