For far too long, zombies have feasted on us, devouring us in bulk as though at a buffet. And seeing as there are tools at our disposal to be properly prepared to battle the undead, I think it is time that the tables were turned on the zombies. Fortunately, the people over at Think Geek are like-minded individuals. For that reason, they are selling a most miraculous item.
Zombie Jerky. That’s right. Jerky made from zombies. Check it out.
So fight back against our tormentors. Show them you aren’t afraid of them anymore. Or, if you prescribe to tribal beliefs, eat them so that you may gain their power. In any case, you can buy this from Think Geek.