Being the lonely, misanthropic being I am, I came up with the idea for this post. Lance happens to be in a relationship. He is happy and celebrates Valentine’s Day. But he is a good friend, so he decided to humor me in my shenanigans.
The inception of this post stemmed from an article about a young girl finding an offensive heart candy in her bag of candies. Having read it, I thought that we could do better. I began to throw out suggestions and they made us laugh. So now we present them, visually realized for your enjoyment.